Deep Thoughts

You remember the recurring segment on old SNL (Phil Hartman/Jan Hooks era) called "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" ? Good.
I have a book of these and it's still funny each time I open it up to a random page. Some of them are too good to keep to myself, so I will occasionally post one here for you. Here's one of my favorites:

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did.""

Ouch.