Booby

Some days you just feel like a blue-footed booby.
Huh-huh. Huh huh huh huh. Hey Beavis, she said "booby."
That doesn't really make sense, I just wanted to say it.
I am ill. Hopefully the Dr. will give me some good drugs tomorrow.

Gaiety

If you liked Brokeback Mountain, you'll love "Brokeback to the Future" and "Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback."
Speaking of gay men, look here to see the coolest skating costume (and routine) ever.

A-Maze-Ing

OK, see if you are better with hand-eye coordination than I am. It took me several tries to get to the end of this maze. Leave me a comment to let me know how much faster you are than me. Where's the link, you ask? Well, it's RAT CHEER

Hello

I'm still here! More soon...

Happy Valentine's Day

This was supposedly a message a guy set up for his girlfriend to see out her window. Cool.

Mr. Angry and Mrs. Calm

Okay, this is weird. If you squint or back away from the monitor, the faces switch. Go ahead, try it.
Trippy.

Why You Shouldn't Drink at Mardi Gras

This might fly on Bourbon Street, but I don't think it'd go over too well in our little town.

Steph's on Meth

Jodie Sweetin, Stephanie on "Full House," admitted recently that she had been addicted to meth. Apparently even her husband (at the time), who was a cop, didn't know about her using. Apparently, and I'm not making this up, she cleaned up after an intervention staged by her former TV family, including Bob Saget (Dad), Candace Cameron (D.J.), the Olsen twins (Michelle), and John Stamos (The always scrumptious Uncle Jesse). Her rehab reportedly took only 30 minutes, minus commercial breaks (cue laugh track).
Today's trivia challenge: What did the initials D.J. stand for? What was the family's last name? What actor played the goofy stand-up comic Joey? List as much of the theme song's lyrics as you can. A hint: the name of it is "Everywhere You Look."
The even bigger question is, Why do I remember this stuff?

It's Groundhog Day!

And Punxatawney Phil saw his shadow. "Good," I say. We need another 6 weeks of "winter," since 85% of the time it is hotter than blue blazes around here.
Do yourself a favor: today is the perfect day to watch this classic holiday movie you probably haven't seen in a while. This movie gets funnier each time I see it. Wonder if it'll be on TBS or something today? If not, go rent it. I command you, especially if you (for some lame reason) have never seen it.