Garfield minus Garfield

What do you get when you take Garfield cartoons and remove Garfield himself? Something completely different. A man has done just that, and he posts a "new" comic everyday. Some of them are funny, some are just plain weird. If you think about it, Jon really is just standing around talking to his cat. What he says and does are pret-ty strange.


From the site:
"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb."

I used to be a Math teacher, you know

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.

The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.

"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Courtesy of Miss Cellania, whose daily theme today is Math.

Myself, I'd eat it.