A zoo in Thailand has found a use for the 50 pounds of poop produced daily by their pandas: make it into paper to sell to the tourists!
Now if they could just come up with cars that run on dung-power. But would the exhaust smell like farts? I can see it now--
The Toyota Thunder-Turd: We're #1 in #2
The Porsche Poopmobile: Holy crap, this car is fast!
The Dodge Dookie XL: Flush-n-Rush
The Suzuki $h!temobile: For Shizzle!
Tuesday, November 14
Panda-poop paper and Ka-ka cars
typed with one hand by Penny at 5:43 PM
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I'm even more excited by the Diamler Diarrhea.."burnin' up the road..."
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