Russian Uruk-hai

Recently discovered documents show that Stalin was trying to develop human/ape crossbreeds to be "living war machines." Click on the link to read more. I'm not making this up!

This is creepy on so many levels. Just a couple of examples: whose job was it to collect the monkey sperm? Was that in the job description? And what woman said "Sure!" when asked to be inseminated with it? Oh my. I just had a thought. Somebody please tell me that there WAS a middleman in that transaction... ((shudder))

But hang on a second...I think I have seen the result of such a pairing right in my own hometown! They're everywhere, I tell you! Don't believe me? Just go to Popeye's.