Rednecks

TOP 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE USING A REDNECK'S COMPUTER...


10. The monitor is up on little blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have toe-backy stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to four.
5. Every password is "Bubba."
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the side of the computer.
3. There's a Skoal can used for your beverage coaster.
2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
1. The mouse is referred to as the "critter."

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