Keepin It Real, Yo

What up dawg? If you wants ta transilate what you be sayin', you needs ta find Gizoogle, playa. Learn yo a$$ to communicazate like we do in da hood. It be off da chizzain! I gots a link rat thurr on tha side that will turn this cracka's whole blog into the way it would be articumalated on the skreet. What you waitin fo, pimp? Represent!

Peace Out.
P-E-Double-Nizzy

P-to-tha-S: I won't be acceptin' no responsibilitation fo anythang the Gizoogle transilator be sayin'. It be they words, not mine. I ain't EVEN gon' front.